Be with the one who wants to literally thank each and every one of your ex’s for ever being stupid enough to let you go.
Cousin’s hangout spot in the backyard.
Everything’s just pissing me off. I don’t want to be a party pooper, that’s not my thing. But seriously, my vibe was gone even before it could begin, so don’t expect to catch me in a good mood anytime soon.
best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
This needs more notes
this is really important